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Pointless Form   First Name Middle Initial Last Name Address (optional) Email Address Screen Name(s) Age Eye color Gender Male Female Favorite color Favorite number Favorite movie Favorite webpage Andrew's Homepage Andrew's Homepage Andrew's Homepage What else, Andrew's Homepage Do you live with your parents? Yes No Do you want to have a life?(to those of you who are over the age of 24 and answered 'yes' to the latter question.) Yes No Quit picking on me! Yeah, like YOU really have a life! What do you do with your gum once it loses its flavor? Spit it out Swallow it and wait 7 years for it to digest Stick it under your desk and/or table Stick it on the bedpost and revive it in the morning How many siblings do you have? How many siblings do you sometimes wish you could have 'bumped off'? Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Yes No Undecided Favorite color Have you ever served time? Yes No Define 'served' Define 'time' Free Response Are you part of the Cuban Mafia? Yes No If I told you, I'd have to kill you Can I join? Are you part of the KGB? Yes No Can I join? What's the KGB? Is it a spinoff of the Bee Gee's? Are you an active member of the Red Heads Against Public Display Of Green M&M's(RHAP DOG Mmmm) Party? Yes No Sponsor I think your making this up Do you own a vehicle? Yes No Define 'vehicle' What color is it? Do you know where it is right now? Yes No Where exactly? Free Response Favorite color Can you swim? Yes No Never tried Leave me alone! Next question! Note: The vehicle inquired about previously has been relocated as of now. Most likely to my house. Do you wish to join my Polar Bear club? We practice in the Caribean every year...starting next summer. Yes Yes Yes Yes     (Note: New members must pay an "Entrance Fee" which is equal to the price of the **active members' plane tickets.)   **Me and me alone. Do you like this webpage? Yes Of course Without a doubt Did you lie about any portion of the previous form? No (fingers crossed) No (well yes) No (what do you care, you're not going to ever read this anyway!) Did you lie about the previous question? Not gonna tell Yessss! No I did Favorite color Have you ever lied in your entire life? Yes No, I am a computer, an android, or Christ Thought for the day Today's thought is supplied by you. i.e. You come up with one! Do you like this website? Yes No Undecided Gimmie a minute and maybe it'll grow on me, or just grow

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